A teacher in Elmira, NY, who is an Obama fan, asked her 4th grade class, "How many of you are Obama fans?"
Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Johnny.
The teacher asked Johnny why he has decided to be different? Johhny said "Because I'm not an Obama fan" The teacher asked "Why aren't you an Obama fan?"
Johnny said because "I'm a Republican." The teacher asked why he's a Republican.
Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom and Dad are Republican so I'm a Republican."
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked "If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"
With a big smile, Johhny replied, "That would make me an Obama fan."
Sunday, October 19, 2008
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Touching the heart, check them out...
http://www.finetune.com/playlist/2324958 "Praise you in this Storm" is a must, it's what I would call a "life changing song"
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Clarity
I was talking to a friend's little girl and she said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, "If you were President, what would be the first thing you would do?"
She replied, "I'd give houses to all of the homeless people."
"Wow...what a worthy goal" I told her, "You don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow, pull weeds, and rake my yard, I'll pay you $50.00. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guys hang out, and you can give him the $50.00 to use toward a new house."
She thought that over for a few seconds while her Mom glared at me, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50.00?"
I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party!"
She replied, "I'd give houses to all of the homeless people."
"Wow...what a worthy goal" I told her, "You don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow, pull weeds, and rake my yard, I'll pay you $50.00. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guys hang out, and you can give him the $50.00 to use toward a new house."
She thought that over for a few seconds while her Mom glared at me, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50.00?"
I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party!"
Positive Outlook
1. Open a new file on your computer
2. Name it Barack Hussein Obama
3. Send it to recycle bin
4. Empty the recycle bin
5. Your PC will ask you:"Do you really want to get rid of Barack Hussein Obama?
6. Firmly click "Yes"
7. Feel better?
GOOD! Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi!
2. Name it Barack Hussein Obama
3. Send it to recycle bin
4. Empty the recycle bin
5. Your PC will ask you:"Do you really want to get rid of Barack Hussein Obama?
6. Firmly click "Yes"
7. Feel better?
GOOD! Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi!
Saturday, September 20, 2008
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