I was talking to a friend's little girl and she said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, "If you were President, what would be the first thing you would do?"
She replied, "I'd give houses to all of the homeless people."
"Wow...what a worthy goal" I told her, "You don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow, pull weeds, and rake my yard, I'll pay you $50.00. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guys hang out, and you can give him the $50.00 to use toward a new house."
She thought that over for a few seconds while her Mom glared at me, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50.00?"
I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party!"
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- I'm not nearly as interesting as what's going on around me so I'll be sharing my thoughts about religion and politics. OH OH, I know, never talk religion and politics, you'll lose your friends and be abandoned by your relatives:) But to know me, is to know I'm passionate about both and I speak from the heart. I'm so excited that our next VP is going to be a woman after God's own heart. WOW, WOW, OH WOW, what can't this woman do! She can kill a moose, gut a fish, write a speech, and pray before the sun comes up for the day. I've always admired Martha Stewart's diversity but Sarah Palin gives a whole new definition to WOMAN! If you didn't see her nomination speech on Friday, please google it. If you wrapped up in a package, no, make that a gift, the girl next door, GI Jane, June Cleaver, Margaret Thatcher, Pochahontis, and Mother of the year, you would have Sarah Palin.
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2 comments:
Pretty simple, I guess only republicans and children can understand that concept.
I love that. I got it as email and forwarded to all the democrats I know!!
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